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Reprinted with Permission from Dan Dofogh
In days of old, when knights were bold and
some were even female, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade
and called one of her maidens, "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is
the key to my husband's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't
returned, you may use the key as I'm sure he will have needs".
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe. She takes
one last look at her castle and sees her maiden rushing across the
drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch
you. This is the wrong key."
Master Guillermo was in the home of
Devin, an inventor who was showing off his latest creation. It was a
chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious
place.
"This is no good, Devin!" Guillermo exclaimed, "Look at
this opening. How is this supposed to protect my beautiful Belle when
I’m away on a long quest?"
"Ah, Guillermo, just observe," said the inventor. He then
selected his most worn out wand and inserted it in the gaping aperture
of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade cut it neatly in
two.
"Ah, Devin, you are a genius!" said the grateful Guillermo.
"Now I can leave, knowing that my property is fully
protected." After Guillermo put Belle in the device, he set out on
a long expedition.
Several years passed until Guillermo returned. He immediately assembled
all of his warriors in the throne room and had them drop their trousers
for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection. Sure enough, each and every
one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them,
except one, Carl.
"Carl," exclaimed Guillermo. "Only you among all the
warriors have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name
it and it is yours."
But, alas, Carl was speechless.
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